I just can’t get enough of these super Mom jeans from Levi’s. Is it the medium-light wash, the super-high waist, the wide hips, the ankle fit? Or a combination of all of the above?

Then, I added this 70s-style colored stripe knit sweater and felt like SuperMom Supreme.

THEN, I topped it all with fuck-it I’m-wearing-white-cowboy-boots-for-no-good-reason white cowboy boots. And a gold monogram”B’ necklace. And the transformation was complete.

Now just to get some kids to justify this getup?